1. Darumaka (White)
“Darumaka’s droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.”
With so many Pokemon and so many different Pokedex entries I often find it hard to be baffled by what’s written there. Yet Darumaka’s White version PokeDex entry just does that. It says that people of the Pokemon world use this adorable little nugget for warmth, which in a world where creatures can produce fire from thin air makes a lot of sense. But the way in which they do it is HELLA weird. They take Darumaka’s little tiny poops and put them in their clothes for warmth. The put poop in their clothes, that’s disgusting, weird, disturbing, and most importantly probably really smelly all in one.